Expect the unexpected with our "Surprise I'm Stoned" Tee – the ultimate cannabis confession in a hilarious, wearable form! Crafted from premium, comfortable fabric, this shirt isn't just a garment; it's a playful declaration for those who enjoy the element of surprise in their highs.
The cheeky slogan adds a touch of humor, making it the perfect choice for those moments when you want to catch your friends off guard with your elevated state. Whether you're at a party, casual outing, or just lounging at home, this tee is a conversation starter and a unique way to announce your delightful secret.
Designed for comfort and durability, this tee ensures a relaxed fit for all your spontaneous adventures. Embrace the unexpected and let the "Surprise I'm Stoned" Tee be your go-to choice for injecting some humor into your cannabis style.
Order now and wear your surprise with pride, because sometimes the best highs come when you least expect them!
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
|
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
|
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
4XL |
75.6 |
85 |
62.6 |